The Madness that is Me!
Opening.
Three faces,
First one states, The Madness that is Me!
Second one states, The Madness that is Me!
Third one states, The Madness that is Me!
All together they state; The Madness that is Me!
Half way through the first episode we see three more faces on the screen.
Three faces,
First one states, The Madness that is Me!
Second one states, The Madness that is Me!
Third one states, The Madness that is Me!
All together they state; The Madness that is Me!
Character #1
I started to run for the train, then fell flat on my face.
Carry me away, she said to the bum laying next to her in the gutter.
Carry me away.
If you think about me?
Think of me with blood on my face, broken down, by me.
I heard someone say, from inside.
I never took of my sunglasses.
So who ever was inside, couldn’t get a look at my face.
Through the peep holes, of my eyes.
I will lift you back up to the glory of heaven.
More than your face needs to be healed,
The heart must be healed.
I can not stay on the ground (this asphalt) forever.
Between heaven and Hell?
The strain shows not only on yourself,
Through your mortal wounds, but all that have been touched by these,
Your circumstances.
Do you see your blindness? Not your misdeeds.
(One lens of the sunglasses falls off.)
We do not judge, actions, we are here waiting.
You are waiting to return to the glory of Heaven or to that Earth?
Character #2
Remember the last time I could sleep?
(Starts with close up of man’s face camera slowly pulls back – man sitting on edge of bed)
We remember.
I remember, I remember when!
(Shingles slowly start to appear on his face – starts with to red lines on the left side of his face at base of hair line - blisters start to form on his face – the sun slowly setting in window behind him – when completely dark he puts on sunglasses and heads out of the apartment – He walks down hallway down the steps of his three story walk-up apartment out to corner store.)
Thanks for the cigarettes.
(He returns to his apartment – in through the front door - up the steps –down the hallway into his apartment – and returns to the edge of the bed and lights a cigarette)
How long will this day last?
When I can see?
I need to be able to see through everyone’s eyes,
Why?
Is that way you are stealing it, from me?
Ask the right questions, we will let you see who you really are,
We are inside,.
Character #3
Music Madonna (Nobodies Perfect) Lines to be focused on (Nobodies perfect – I am lonely – I feel so sad – sorry but)
(She has the front as the happy housewife)
(She walks around apartment doing her regular everyday thing, vacuuming, child running around – goes to grocery store – She was a hardcore partier that got married and moved to the suburbs – husband regular upstanding black man that loves her to death, but she doesn’t see anyone from her previous life)
Track Downtown (Jann Arden) She is looking towards downtown Toronto. She head back into apartment in middle of living room, starts spinning around and around and wonder woman bolt of light starts. The light fills screen and she is back in time in the middle of dance floor pounding away in wonder woman outfit on the dance floor.
The track TO THE CLUB- starts the second episode
Lyrics
Monday Night went to the Club.
Tuesday Night went to the Club.
Wednesday Night went to the Club.
Thursday Night went to the Club.
Friday Night went to the Club.
Saturday Night went to the Club.
Sunday Night (Pause in lyrics) went to the Club.
Character #4
Do you know what it is like for a girl in this world?
(Do you know what its like in this world for a girl?) – Madonna
Its time to burn,
Burn that bitch, that burned me.
I loved him.
He left me for another man, than another man, than another man,
Than me again and again.
He’s mine!
He came to me first, to open his secrets,
Now I am left alone on this couch with ice cream and chips.
You know what! he has a small cock!
How do I know?
He’s fucked me, you know!
We still live together, he’ll leave you for me.
That’s what he does, leaves all his boyfriends and comes back to me.
You’ll see,
You stupid little faggit.
Character #5
The Asian straight girl that is constantly mocked by the gay boys and their entourage (Drag Queen dressed as old woman states;
I am, your mother ,
I think you are a dirty bird.
Dirty little girl
Dirty Bird
Dirty little girl
Dirty Bird
Dirty little girl
Dirty Bird
You and your friends, are
Dirty Birds,
You are a dirty little girl,
Dirty bird, that is what you are......
Girls like, you will never be anything,
But dirty little whores.
at every chance they get. She lives in apartment building across from one of them. She thinks she is the watch dog of the community, always thinking everyone is up to something. She tries to keep log of all their movements and going ons. This Asian Girl thinks that know knows that she makes hash brownies, and when the cops trying raid an apartment in her building she thinks they are after her and she always bolts for the roof of the building. That is how the real dealers in the building know that the cops are on the way. They never get busted because the “gays” from across from the Asian girl give a call or text that code word (Chunky Monkey is heading for the roof)
The drug dealers are two guys not to swift but very convenient for the “gays” to get their party favors from and well protected by the boys across the way. These two dealers try to raid her apartment when she’s not there but they can’t find her stash. They think it must be in a trick can of food, but she has twenty can of everything (spray cheese a can, chunky soap, cases and cases of pop etc.)
She thinks she is very witty, but is out done by the dry, bitchy wit of the “gays”.
She’s not so bright and they are always coming up with new nicknames for her, she can never keep up with what her new nickname is with every run in she has with them.
Nicknames
1.Stupid is stupid does.
2.Internet Whore.
she's a true internet whore,
to lazy to hit the corner,
to lazy to strut her stuff,
she prefers to lay back
on her fat ass,
waiting for the email,
to ask if she does more than male,
she'll suck cock,
she'll eat pussy,
she doesn't care,
she has fair prices,
but hey,
she's never late,
you have to come to her,
she's a true internet whore.
3.Fatty Fatty.
fatty,
fatty,
two by four,
couldn't fit through,
the bathroom door,
so she did it on the floor
like a whore,
on all four,
and than she licked it up,
so she could get paid more.
4.Scat Girl.
scat girl,
scat girl,
states, I'm your doggy,
my pussy, does not meow,
but you say to his ass
feed me, feed me,
she barks,
I like it brown,
5.Chunky Monkey. - (they find out she eats lots of special brownies, and they think she is eavesdropping her neighbor upstairs because she is always lying on top of her kitchen cupboards. Unknowingly that is where she keeps her stash of special brownies and she is to lazy to get and back up to get them, so she trying to stay up there as long as possible.
Scat Girl nickname comes from them wondering if she is eating shit or if they are her brownies.
6.Vibrate, Vibrate, Vibrate.
vibrate vibrate vibrate
does that feel good,
you dirty little girl
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
vibrate vibrate vibrate
is that the spot,
you missed the spot,
you stupid little boy,
I'll do it myself,
I am a dirty little girl
yes, i am,
yes, I am,
vibrate vibrate vibrate
does that feel good,
you dirty little girl
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
dirty bird,
vibrate vibrate vibrate
is that the spot,
you missed the spot,
you stupid little boy,
I'll do it myself,
I am a dirty little girl
yes, i am,
yes, I am,
vibrate vibrate vibrate
Character #6
Based on a friend (Andy) pack rat older man that is addicted to shopping and crystal meth. Apartment has stacks of things he thinks he needs dating back to 1960’s and beyond.
I have lost everything,
Its all gone,
Where are my report cards?
Where is my newspapers?
Where are my 10 cigar boxes,
Where are my shames? I need to clean….
I should clean,
Wait, where are my report cards,
I need to paint!
Wait where are my newspaper?
Where is your mind old man?
What?
Who said that?
Where are your toothpicks?
What? Who said that?
Paint, Paint, Paint,
Oh yeah I need to paint.
“I’m 65 years old and I been with alot of men and I never seen anyone come up from down there with that must shit on someone’s face, girl you are hardcore, I past the torch to you, I never thought I would pass it to some straight Asian chick, the times are a changin.”
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