I posted awhile ago the very first thoughts I had about a piece titled "The Madness That is Me":. here is a scene were the main characters two men up on Balcony late at night looking down into the alley. There is also Drag Queen named "Mother" she is the matriarch of drags in the city.
one of the boys sees something going on down in the ally, this is how they all first meet the newest Drag Queen in the city, completely unknown one soon to be named "Humpty Dumpty"
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One guy stands on the balcony at night (3am) looks down into the alley way.
"News report coming in we have a drag queen down in the alley way"
"Oh No"
"Wait, no its not an assault, she's just pissed drunk down there. Girl get up off those knees you're going to ruin those stockings"
"Wait...oh there's someone else down there with her. Lets see if any money exchanges hands.....Nope, she ain't no whore she's just a slut...SLUT"
...ahh the guys off and running, don't want to be seen getting a blow job from a drag uh."?
"Oh she's down, she's down for the count, she must be trashed"
"Oh shit I think its Mother"
"No, No Mothers up on her balcony over there"
"Mother we thought you were down in the alley giving blow jobs away again, but its one of your kind passed out down there"
"You better get down there and help her, we ain't going down there"
(mother from her balcony)
"where, where"
(two boys)
"right down there"
(mother)
"keep an eye on her, give me a minute to throw on my nurses outfit"
(two boys)
"No worries take your time, she ain't going anywhere quick. That prick that was with her just took off on her"
(Mother makes her way down to alley way. She looks up to the boys.)
"How could you think that this heffer down here was me she's at least a size 14 or more, I'm only a size 5"
(from balcony)
"Mother since when where you a size 5 this ani't the 1970's anymore."
(Mother gives them the finger, Mother gets on cellphone)
"Girls, Girls, listen, listen up.....christ...its Mother......there's some new girl passed out in the alley and she is to big for me to get up alone, i need some help. at least a 14..i know ....at least she'll have good cleavage....oh she is a mess she has pepperoni in her hair and....oh you know who she is, alley right behind Superfresh Grocery "
"While we're waiting might as well clean you up a bit"
She starts than her evil side out and starts over doing the making.
"Humpty Dumpty took fall, slide down the wall, scraped her knees"
bounced around
more than once
rikashade here rickashade there
rolled around and down
that hill
looks like she might have been knocked around a bit as well
(from balcony)
"NO she just just pissed drunk and fell down, she just some slut given a blow job by back door, she's not a whore"
poke poke poked
by few dicks
"Don't get us wrong, we are sluts yes we are sluts, (one guy to his friend on balcony) you have been yelling that off the balcony how long and no guys have come over.
(mother)
he had a stroke
when he realized
he liked a few of those pokes
now he's on his back laying in the trash,
just for some quick cash.
hum
Now you look like Humpty Dumpty that fell down"
(From Balcony)
She might be bruised,
she might cry
whoa as me
she'll say
its not my fault he did it to me.
never asked
for that in my ass.
While it was sticking out of my pants
it almost got pounded flat
By that guy while I was on my back
I don't think he will be coming back
Now that I have a wide loaded ass
Do you think that is what she'll say when she wakes up? and make she to tell severyone she not a whore, just a slut that got fucked in the alley way and that how she
got that scrap on her butt.
(Humpty Dumpty)
"chips"
(Mother)
"What"
(Humpty Dumpty)
"chips"
(from Balcony)
"That's why you fat girl, she's still trying to grab for chips and she is past out, Holy Shit, Now am hungry, we have any.? later Mother, get home safe,"
(Mother)
'Later Bitches'
(From balcony)
"Um UM'
Mother)
"Girl I don't got any chips I'm calling you Humpty Dumpty, You are huge, how the hell did you guys think this was me down here, I think this is, I don't even know...what is this made out of where she got this outfit.
(from Balcony)
"Its as old as you Mother, you remember you are Old....how old....how old" (they are back out on balcony with chips in hand)
(Mother)
I am 28, I am 28..you all know that.
(from Balcony)
yeah yeah you'll never make it to 30, we heard it all before MOTHER..
(from end of alley two other drags appear)
"Mother, Mother"
(mother)
"Down here"
(two drag)
"You're evil, she didn't look like that earlier tonight"
(mother)
"Help me get her up"
"What's her?"
(two drags)
"@#$#%"
(mother)
"Her new name is Humpty Dumpty now"
(humpty dumpty)
"chips"
(two drags)v
"what she saying?"
(mother)
"She thinks we have a bag of chips, watch...Humpty Dumpty"
(humpty dumpty)
"chips"
(mother)
"stop pawing at me Humpty, here are keys take to my place, I going to the store, she'll drive me nuts all night asking for chips"
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