Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Dirty Bird - A term I use for some woman in Toronto.

The Dirty Bird A Rochester, NY term for a woman simulataneously taking 3 men, one in her mouth and one in each hand. She bobs her head vigorously and flaps her arms up and down with the two dudes in her hands creating a "birdlike effect" hence the term DIRTY BIRD. "The dirty bird sounded like a good idea at the time, but after swallowing all three, I feel ashamed."


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I once asked a friend "What is that on your lip?' He replied "Its a cold sore" I asked "Do you know what it is from? He replied "Its from stress" I corrected him and said "No, even one knows its from sucking dirty cock everyone knows that!" He didn't not reply, his jaw was on the floor. "I said you better close that or you might get another one"
Than a woman in the room walked over and placed her hand under his jaw to close his mouth. He finally replied "I'm straight!" She said "That's what makes it funny!" and she walked away.


Than I hear a man is that are standing with his wife on the other side of the room say to her 'What's that on your lip?" she replied 'the same thing as him" I said to him "Do you bath regularly?" He replied "Yes I do"
I stated "Weeeeeell". He looked at his with and stated "That's right! So where did you get that one on your lip from?"




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